John Tippin

Matthew 10:32 and Luke 12:8, Random list, Random Thought

Matthew 10:32 and Luke 12:8
You ever find out people have been saying nice things about you to other people? Isn’t it cool? Now imagine getting God himself to confess your name! So awesome.

Random list

Worst Clothing Name: Wifebeater
Three Cool Black Guys: John Henry, Marting Luther King, George Washington Carver
Squarest round Food: Waffles

Random Thought
‘O’ is the first vowel in towel, but ‘e’ is the second letter in better.

Seasonal Games Rules, New Year’s Eve, Star Trek

Seasonal Games Rules

• Never allow someone referee privileges when that person has a sibling playing the game. (Exception: Me and my sister, because we’re oddly unbiased)
• Don’t allow the reigning card game champion to play next to his grandmother. Instead, have him play next to latest ankle-biter generation members.
• Just because you allowed something stupid last time, doesn’t mean you allow it this time.
• Don’t play a game if you don’t wish to finish it.
• Never give older players the shaft when a younger player starts whining.’

New Year’s Eve

I played “In A Pickle” with my cell group. It was going well until I convinced the group that a kitchen could indeed be inside a mummy. Things went downhill from there. The game was settled when Megan got away with putting the universe in mail. I got second place in Scategories. I ended the year with Mom and Harold. We watch the ball drop in New York.

Star Trek
Kirk has never been perfect, being that he is our favorite rule-bending egotistical sex-maniac that isn’t James Bond, but he was never a delinquent. Making him into the kind of character where the only reason Shia Labouf didn’t play him was that looks nothing like Kirk makes me sad.

5 Quick Ways to Lose Your Youtube account

1. Monetize a video made using someone else’s copyrighted stuff
2. Advertise someone else’s product in your videos
3. Sell access to your account
4. Embed your videos in your ad-filled blog that has no real content other than your videos
5. Hack youtube

On Christmas, Seasonal Statements, and Friends

Christmas
Christmas is a wonderful holiday. Jesus’s birth brought change to the world. I like it.

Seasonal Statements
“Merry Christmas”: A generic greeting and wish which is used only in December. Also, one of the few times you ever get Americans to say the word ‘merry.’

“Tis the season”: A generic statement used to go along with or excuse anything e.g. “You brought me cookies?” “Tis the season!” or “You just robbed a bank and stole my girlfriend!” “Tis the season!”

“Ho ho ho”: No one ever laughs this way, but we pretend that a fat man in a red suit would.

Friends
Christmas just isn’t complete without friends and family.